Sunday, 2 August 2026

August 2026

 

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1st Saturday, Early Rain, Plot Discussions & a Town Show
Woke up at 5am to the sound of rain, so I went back to bed instead of heading out for the planned 6am allotment visit. I’d been due to meet one of the early‑bird plotholders to discuss a few things, but with the weather shifting the morning around, I turned up just before 9am instead.
Managed to assist and speak at length with the plotholder in question. He’s downsizing to a more manageable plot, but despite the Secretary recently ordering two skips, both filled, he still has huge amounts of hoarded rubbish to clear, and less than a week to move all his stuff to his new plot.
 Afterwards I grabbed a brew with a few of the other plotholders in the “cafĂ©”, with the usual chat about how this year’s weather has affected the harvest.
 Before heading home, I did a small spot of watering and weeding, then went back home for lunch before taking my wife to one of the local town’s shows for the afternoon.
A full day in the end, weather delays, plot discussions, a bit of graft, and a welcome change of pace later on.
2nd Sunday, Garden Watering & Shed Finials
 No visit to the allotment today as the heatwave continued, so the focus stayed at home. I did the usual watering in both the front and back garden, trying to keep things going in the dry spell.
 Spent some time sawing new finials for the shed’s bargeboards, then got them painted and attached,  another small job ticked off while the weather stays fine.
 Later on, I sorted out clothes indoors before preparing a few seeds to sow later this month, getting things lined up for the next round of planting.
A quiet, practical day, home jobs, watering, and a bit of preparation for what comes next.
3rd Monday,  Heatwave, Apples and a Surprise in the Apple TreeToday has hovered around 27°C, and we’re still firmly in the middle of this heatwave. Every now and then we get a little spit of rain, but nothing that actually wets the ground. After work I headed to the allotment and managed a small bit of weeding before the heat got too much.I harvested some apples from my Arthur Turner tree to give the remaining fruit a bit more space to grow. When I checked the large apple tree in the centre of the plot, I found the same sight I’ve had for the last four years, it’s been turned into a pigeon maternity ward once again. The pigeons have built a nest right in the branches and are sitting on their eggs, completely at home.Despite the heat, I’ve felt quite upbeat today. I was all sorted for work this morning with no rushing around, and I’ve ticked off a few tasks at home too. I even managed to clear out some old rotten wood from the front garden, take it to the recycling centre, and get rid of it. That’s freed up about four feet of extra garden space at the front, which feels like a small victory.A productive day all round, allotment progress, a bit of home improvement, and even the pigeons seem pleased with themselves.
4th Tuesday, Still hot today, though we finally had a bit of rain to break the heat. It eased off in the afternoon, but after a long day at work I was too tired to venture out this evening. Sometimes you just have to call it a day and let the plot look after itself for a night.
A quiet one, but well‑earned.
5th Wednesday, Still quite a bit of rain today, with showers on and off from morning through to mid‑afternoon. Eventually it eased enough to let me get down to the allotment for a short visit. The ground was wet but workable, and I managed to harvest a fresh batch of courgettes before the next shower rolled in.
A brief visit, but worthwhile, always good to bring something home even on a rainy day.
6th Thursday, A long working day today meant no visit to the allotment, but I still managed to keep things moving. Spent a bit of time sorting through my seed boxes, getting a few packets ready for the next round of sowing. I’m hoping to fill the winter gap on the plot and maybe sneak in a few late crops before autumn finally closes the door.
Not much else to report, just preparation work this time, but it all helps keep the momentum going.
7th Friday, Still hot today, the kind of heat that makes the afternoon feel twice as long. No visit to the allotment this time, most of the day was spent getting things ready for the local gala tomorrow. Plenty to sort, pack, and organise, but it’s all worth it when the community comes together.
A quiet one on the gardening front, but a busy one behind the scenes.
8th Saturday. Saturday was very much a community day rather than an allotment one. Me, my wife, my daughter, and my son‑in‑law all headed down to the local gala together, helping out with the charity fundraising. It was a good turnout, plenty of familiar faces, and a proper bit of local spirit with everyone mucking in.
My daughter and son‑in‑law stayed right through into the evening, enjoying the atmosphere and having their meal there before finally heading home. By the time I got back, there was just enough daylight left to squeeze in one last job, a quick round of watering in both the front and back gardens to keep everything ticking over.
A busy day, but a good one.
9th Sunday, started off with a bit of domestic duty, went for a big shop with my wife, did a little gardening at home, and then headed to the allotment in the late afternoon. I harvested some beans, some fruit, gathered up a few windfall apples to experiment with in the kitchen, and even pulled out a few more early potatoes, small but still good. 
10th Monday, The day began with work, the usual early start and steady graft. By the afternoon I was back home, sorting through a bit of admin on the kitchen table.
 It was the evening when the real work of the day began. Down at the allotment, the light was soft and the air cooling as I set about a spot of watering. The beds took it well. Marestail was springing up again, so I pulled up the fresh shoots before they could get ahead of me. More windfall apples were gathered, just as they had been the previous day, nothing wasted, everything put to use, the old wartime message still ringing true.
Back home in the kitchen, the Home Front effort continued. I commenced a batch of rhubarb cordial, chopping and steeping the stems before leaving them to strain overnight. A small act of thrift, turning what the garden gives into something useful and refreshing.
11th Tuesday, Heatwave Routine and Home‑Front Gardening
Another scorching day in what’s now the fifth heatwave this summer, so there was no visit to the allotment today. Work took up most of the day, the usual early start rolling straight into the late afternoon.
 Back home, the heat shaped the whole rhythm. I spent time watering the back garden, making sure everything stayed alive in this relentless weather. While I was out there, I harvested the blackcurrants before the birds had them all, a good, glossy crop but reduced in amount probably due to the conditions. The front garden got a tidy‑up too, chopping up prunings from the weekend and getting them straight into the compost bin. My thoughts are that I'm going to have to generate quite a bit of compost to use as a mulch if conditions persist. 
 Because the soil at the allotment is drying out so quickly, I’m preparing to start sowing in modules at home. Hopefully the seeds can germinate safely in cooler conditions, growing on until they’re strong enough to be taken to the allotment. It’s the only sensible way to keep things going in this heat.
A full day, even without setting foot on the plot.
12th Wednesday, Eclipse Break and Seed Surprises
A really long work day today, 7am right through to 10:30pm, the sort of day that leaves you feeling like you’ve lived two or three different lives before bedtime. The only pause came in the early evening when I stepped outside to eat my dinner and watch the solar eclipse, a brief moment of calm in the middle of the shift.
 Even with the heat climbing past 36°C, there was no chance of getting to the allotment.
This evening, once I finally got home, I sorted through more seeds. I’d been hunting for corn salad, but instead unearthed a pleasant surprise, a packet of overwintering Japanese onion seeds, perfect for sowing in September. A good find, and something to look forward to as the season turns.
13th Thursday, 
The heatwave rolls on, and after work I managed a visit to the allotment. The committee were about, so we spent a bit of time getting things in order for Saturday’s community barbecue, small jobs, last checks, and making sure everything looks welcoming.
I squeezed in a quick round of weeding and watering before heading home. Harvested a handful of radishes and picked up more windfall apples while I was there. Still no sign of the cornsalad seeds, they’re hiding somewhere, but not on the plot.
A steady, useful evening despite the heat.
14th Friday 14th August Heatwave Pause Before the Big Barbecue
The heatwave continues, and after work I was absolutely shattered. In my head I’d planned a million and one jobs, but in reality I ended up chilling out in the heat. I brought the bin and the recycling bags and tubs back into the garden after collection, and that was about the limit of my energy. No visit to the allotment today.
Most of the evening was spent speaking with the other committee members online and over the phone about the national alert concerning barbecues. I posted a reassuring message on the association’s socials to calm any worries among members.
Later on I sorted my equipment ready for tomorrow’s community barbecue. Still no sign of the cornsalad seeds, but I did uncover some Pak Choi seeds and a few others that can be sown now — a small win to end the day.
A quiet, necessary pause in the heat.
15th Saturday, Community Barbecue Day
A full day centred on the big allotment community barbecue coinciding with National Allotment Week, with my wife and me manning the grills from start to finish. The morning was spent prepping at home, sorting utensils, checking the food lists, and making sure everything was ready to go once we arrived on site.
 The secretary was still under the weather, so he wasn’t able to attend. Before the event got underway, I had to pull aside one plotholder who was moving plots. He’d received his current plot in a tidy condition just two years ago, yet was now hoping to leave behind broken glass and other rubbish as he shifted to a new one. As chairman, it fell to me to make it clear: the rubbish needed to be moved, or he’d risk losing the plot altogether. Not the nicest job, but necessary to keep standards fair for everyone.
Once that was dealt with, the day settled into its rhythm, smoke rising from the barbecues, people arriving steadily, and the site filling with the familiar mix of chatter, food, and community spirit that makes these events worthwhile.
After wrapping up at the allotment, I finally found those corn salad seeds, also known as lamb's lettuce, right when I was packing up at home. I went ahead and sowed them into modules that night.
16th Sunday, Home Jobs & a Trip to Liverpool
A quiet day with no allotment visit, but still plenty done. I spent the morning sowing Pak Choi (choko) and plain‑leaved parsley into modules at home, keeping the succession planting going. After that, I sorted through more seeds, getting things organised for the next few weeks of sowing.
Watering was done the old‑fashioned way today, watering can in hand, front garden first and then the back, making sure everything stayed hydrated. A quick check in the greenhouse gave me a nice little reward: a harvest of cucumbers, fresh and crisp.
In the early evening I travelled over to Liverpool to step aboard the Nao Santa Maria, a lovely way to round off the day after all the gardening jobs.
17th Monday, After‑Work Sowing & an Evening on the Plot
After work this afternoon I filled a few more modules at home, sowing Cauliflower ‘All the Year Round’, Choi Sum and Broccoli Raab to keep the late‑summer sowings moving along.
In the early evening I headed over to the allotment. Inside the polytunnel I spotted signs of rat activity, something that will need tackling before they decide to settle in for the winter. A steady bit of weeding followed, along with continuing the potato harvest, pulling a few more radishes, and gathering up the windfall apples scattered around the plot.
Before leaving, I direct‑sowed turnips into the front bed. And just as I was heading out of the gate, the rain started, a proper steady fall that carried on for the rest of the evening.
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Wednesday, 1 July 2026

July 2026

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1st Wednesday No visit to the allotment today.
2nd Thursday, Heatwave & a Quick Watering Run
The heatwave carried on, another hot, draining day where the ground dries out almost as soon as it’s watered. After work, I headed down to the allotment for a brief evening visit, nothing more than a spot of watering to keep things ticking over in the heat.
A simple check‑in, but essential with the temperatures still soaring.
3rd Friday, A Day of Barrels, Brew & Bounty. Before heading to the allotment, I refreshed the flowers in the fourteen half‑barrels that line the front path — a quick lift of colour to start the day.
At the plot, I tended to the tomato plants in the polytunnel, giving them a check over and a bit of order. A spot of weeding followed, just enough to keep things tidy.I added another layer of comfrey leaves to the bucket that’s quietly brewing comfrey tea — the smell will be something else soon, but the plants will thank me for it.Harvest today included new potatoes, onions, lemon balm, and peppermint — a proper early‑July mix of kitchen staples and fragrant herbs.Later on, I watched a few tomato trial videos and one on using bananas as fertiliser. Plenty of ideas to test in the weeks ahead.
4th Saturday, Front‑Garden Graft & A Dash to the Tip. No visit to the allotment today. Instead, the morning was spent pruning the London Plane trees in the front garden and continuing the steady tidy‑up out there. The barrels looked sharper for it, and the path felt clearer. Later on, I moved a few more of my daughter’s belongings over to her house, then set about widening the letterbox in the Victorian front door with a chisel and saw — slow, careful work but satisfying once the opening finally matched the new fittings. Back home, I just managed to load the car with the day’s prunings and get to the recycling centre before closing, clearing the last of the green waste for the evening. A full day of small jobs, but all moving things forward.
5th Sunday – Allotment & Back‑Garden Jobs. The day had a steady rhythm to it, and most of the work ended up happening later on. By the evening I was out in the back garden tackling a job that’s been waiting a while: clearing out a good patch of Montbretia AKA Crocosmia. . The clump had thickened up nicely over the years, so it took a bit of effort to lift and divide it, but it’s now all cleared and ready for replanting where it’ll be better used.Once that was done, I turned my attention to the sunflowers. They’re still sitting in pots, and with this little family competition underway to see who can grow the tallest sunflower, I’m keen to get mine into the ground as soon as possible. They’re healthy, sturdy, and more than ready to stretch their legs, so getting that space cleared was a good step forward.Not a huge amount else happened today, but the garden jobs that needed doing got done, and the place looks better for it.
6th Monday, Heatwave & Evening Watering
The heatwave kept on, another hot, draining day where everything feels thirsty by teatime. After work, I headed down to the allotment for a brief visit, just a spot of watering to keep things alive in the heat.
Once home, it was more of the same: watering the greenhouse and garden plants, making sure nothing dried out overnight. A simple routine, but essential with the temperatures still soaring.
7th Tuesday, Heatwave, Hut Prep & A Change of Plans
The heatwave continued, another scorching day where even simple jobs feel heavier. I headed to the allotment in the evening expecting nothing more than a bit of watering and weeding, a straightforward visit to keep things ticking over.
Instead, I was met by a few of the self‑management committee, who let me know the hut needed sorting for Sunday’s meeting. It still hadn’t been rearranged after the barbecue, with more tables than chairs left out and the spare tables needing lifting back up into the roof rafters.
So, I said I would tidy the hut up before Friday, before continuing to do my watering.
8th  Wednesday, Heatwave & Evening Jobs
The heatwave continued, another hot, airless day where everything feels thirsty by teatime. After work I headed down to the allotment for a quiet evening visit, just enough time for a spot of watering and a bit of weeding to keep things in check.
A simple visit, but with this weather, every little bit helps.
9th Thursday, Heatwave & Hut Prep
The heatwave continued, another heavy, airless day where even simple jobs feel twice as tiring. After work I headed down to the allotment for an evening visit, mainly to get the hut sorted ready for Sunday’s self‑management committee meeting.
It hadn’t been rearranged since the barbecue, so there were more tables than chairs scattered about. I spent a bit of time tidying, stacking, and lifting the spare tables up into the roof rafters, getting the space back into some kind of order for everyone.
A practical little job in the middle of a hot evening, but good to have it done.
10th Friday, Heatwave, Weeds & a New Four‑Legged Friend
The heatwave carried on, another hot day where even the weeds seem to grow faster in the heat. After work I popped down to the allotment for a short visit, just enough time to bag up the weeds I’d dug out earlier in the week, ready to drop off at the recycling centre on my way home.
I finally got to meet the secretary’s new dog, a lovely moment in the middle of a warm, dusty evening. Finished off with a quick round of watering before heading home to cool down.
A brief visit, but a useful one, and good to welcome a new little character to the site.
11th Saturday, Heat, Hedge Prunings & A Day at the Steam Fair. The day began early, chopping up the hedge‑trimming prunings and getting them broken down finely enough to add into the compost bin. Warm work even at that hour, with the heat already climbing past 30°C and showing no sign of easing.Most of the day was spent at the Cheshire Steam Fair, the engines and displays running hot in the blazing weather. By mid‑afternoon we were back home, grateful for the shade and a slower pace. Plants in the garden were watered, and I mulched around the sweet peas and sunflowers in the back garden to help them cope with the heat.No allotment visit today, though I did take time to prepare for tomorrow morning’s Self‑Management meeting.
12th Sunday, Self‑Management Meeting Update
 A quick round‑up from today’s committee meeting. Standards have slipped a bit across the site, so we’re tightening things up and offering clearer guidance where needed.
 Regarding Water & Taps, hosepipes must be removed after use. If you see one left on a tap, please take it off as one recently exploded with water flowing everywhere.
Plot Inspections, the April results reviewed. Next full inspection: 25th/26th July with notices issued where required.
Compost & Manure, Compost orders ongoing. Manure is now “get your own”.
Plot & Site Issues, Burning outside plots, skip misuse, and glass dumping all need addressing. Signage and WhatsApp reminders coming.
 The footpath outside plots need strimming, a volunteer gang will be organised.
 Notice Board, Still to be installed, planned for this month.
Council & H&S, Updates shared; general site safety needs tightening.
Overall Message, Things have become a little lax. As a committee, we’re stepping up to keep the site tidy, safe and running to standard.
13th Monday, Heatwave Hard Graft
The heatwave rolled on, with temperatures pushing past 30°C and the ground turning to dust. At this point I’m concentrating all watering directly around the plants and nowhere else, just enough to keep things alive until this weather finally breaks.
 With plot inspections due at the end of the month, and me being the chairman, the pressure’s on to set a good example. The plot needs to look pristine, no matter what, so after my evening meal I headed down for another round of tidying.
 I made a start on the potato bed, clearing up the first earlies that had sadly perished in the heat. Thankfully the rest are still holding green thanks to steady evening watering, and I’ve left the tubers in the ground as there are still plenty of salad potatoes tucked away.
A good bit of weeding followed, and I managed to clean up nearly a third of the right‑hand side before sowing a fresh row of radish to make use of the space.
 I also harvested some onions, but that’s where the day took a turn. One full row of onions and half a row of garlic have been hit with white onion rot, something I’ve never encountered before. I’ve marked exactly where it’s appeared on the plot and I’ll be avoiding planting onions in those areas for a good while.
A tough evening’s work in brutal heat, but progress is progress , and the plot is slowly shaping up for inspection.
14th Tuesday, Heatwave Harvest & Evening Jobs
The heatwave carried on, another scorching day where everything dries out the moment you turn your back. After work, I headed down to the allotment for an evening visit.
I pulled up more garlic, picked a good batch of Mexican tree spinach, and had the largest plum harvest I’ve ever had, branches absolutely loaded and the fruit coming away beautifully. A real highlight in the middle of this relentless weather.
Finished off with a bit of weeding and some steady watering to keep things going until the temperatures finally break.
A hot evening, but a very productive one.
15th Wednesday, Heatwave & A Quiet Evening
The heatwave kept rolling on, another heavy, airless day that made everything feel slower. After work I didn’t have the energy for much, no gardening tonight, just a quiet evening at home to cool down and take it steady.
I settled in to watch England in the World Cup semi‑final, a good way to end a scorching day without lifting a spade or watering can. Sometimes a pause is exactly what’s needed when the weather refuses to ease.
16th Thursday, Heatwave Evening Harvest
The heatwave rolled on, another day well over 30°C and the ground drying out faster than I can keep up with it. After work I headed down to the allotment for a quick evening check‑in, just enough time before the light went.
I dug up a lovely batch of Charlotte potatoes, all clean, firm and perfectly sized for summer teas. A satisfying little harvest in the middle of this relentless weather. After that it was a steady round of watering to keep things going until the temperatures finally ease.
A brief visit, but a productive one, and the Charlottes were a real lift at the end of a hot day.
17th Friday,  Heatwave and a Long Day
The heatwave rolls on, another day of relentless warmth that seems to slow everything down.
No allotment visit today, the ground’s baked hard and the plants are best left to fend for themselves until cooler air returns.
Work was split into two parts, starting at 6:45 am and finally finishing at 8:30 pm. By the time I got home, I was shattered, the kind of tired that leaves you just wanting to sit still and let the day fade away.
Sometimes, the best thing you can do for the garden, and yourself, is simply rest and wait for the next dawn.
18th Saturday, Heatwave and Home Watering
Another scorching day with the heatwave still holding firm, the kind of weather that makes even the thought of digging feel exhausting.
No allotment visit again; the soil there will have to wait for cooler times.
Family visitors filled the day, laughter and chatter stretching well into the evening before things quietened down. By then, only a bit of watering at home was managed, just enough to keep the pots and borders from wilting in the heat.
A gentle end to a long, warm Saturday, sometimes, tending home plants is all the gardening you need.
19th Sunday, Cooling Heatwave, Busy Day, Late Allotment Visit
Today finally brought a bit of relief from the heatwave, still warm, but noticeably cooler and far more manageable. The morning started with food shopping, followed by a good stretch of time sorting out holiday bookings, which always feels satisfying once it’s done.
After that, it was straight into a spot of DIY, beginning to tackle the downstairs bathroom. Slow progress, but progress all the same.
By late afternoon the kitchen turned into a proper summer workshop:
the last of last year’s butternut squash went into a rich curry with Mexican tree spinach,
a plum & gooseberry crumble baked away,
and a batch of cherry, rhubarb and raspberry turnovers filled the house with the smell of warm fruit.
A late visit to the allotment rounded off the day. I watered the plants, harvested some Mexican tree spinach and rhubarb, then headed home just in time to settle in for the World Cup final.
A full Sunday, cooler weather, good food, a bit of graft, and a quiet evening to finish it off
20th Monday, Toothache Stopped Play
No visit to the allotment today. I’d planned to go after work, but just as I was leaving work, a toothache kicked in out of nowhere. By the time I got home, the only sensible option was ibuprofen and rest for the evening
Not the day I expected, but sometimes that’s how it goes.
21st Tuesday. Dentist Day, No Allotment
No visit to the allotment today. After a night of disturbed sleep from toothache, it was obvious that ibuprofen and rest weren’t doing the job. By the afternoon I headed to the dentist, who confirmed an infection and sent me straight to the chemist for antibiotics. Treatment started as soon as I got home.
A day mostly spent dealing with pain rather than plants, but at least the problem is finally being addressed.
22nd Wednesday, Watering at Home, No Allotment
No visit to the allotment today. Another night of disturbed sleep from toothache, and I’m still on ibuprofen and antibiotics, so the tiredness lingered through the day.
I did manage to water the plants in the front and back gardens at home, just to keep things ticking over, but that was about the limit of my energy.
A quiet day, still very much in recovery mode.
23rd Thursday, Back on the Plot at Last
Finally made it to the allotment today. There was plenty of watering to get through after the recent dry spell, and I managed to weed around the brassicas, which were starting to look a bit crowded.
A good harvest too, more plums, a handful of green beans, a cabbage, and some Mexican tree spinach. Nice to come away with a basket of fresh produce after the past few days of toothache.
The antibiotics are beginning to work, and I felt more myself on the plot again.
24th Friday, Planning Ahead, No Allotment Visit
No visit to the allotment today. Most of the early evening was spent putting together the poster for the allotment barbecue on Saturday 15th August, getting the design sorted and ready to share.
 In the evening I turned my attention to arranging a time and date for the next round of plot inspections, trying to fit everything around my work schedule. An inspection really ought to take place this weekend, so it was important to get the planning done. A quiet day overall, but productive in its own way.
25th Saturday, Quick Update
Dropped by the allotment with two green bags to finish clearing the weeds I pulled earlier. They’re going to the recycling centre, keeping them out of the compost again this year to stop them spreading.
Beds are looking good for late July. Soil’s drying fast, so watering continues. Checked the Dig for Victory July sowing list: spinach beet, turnips, runner beans, leeks, winter cabbages. Still a few jobs left before the month ends. Had a half hour with the association secretary in his shed discussing the overdue plot inspections. A simple, tidy late afternoon on the plot. Managed to collect 5 overgrown courgettes from the former secretary's plot and someone had gifted me a metal outdoor coffee table which I took home. 
26th Sunday, Rain at Last
Rain finally arrived today, a proper soaking after weeks of dry weather. No visit to the allotment, but I turned my attention to the back garden instead. I spent a bit of time tidying up and pruning back the overhanging trees from next door, which has at last exposed the shed roof. It’s now ready for the maintenance work I’ve been meaning to tackle later this week.
Before heading inside, I picked a small harvest of blackcurrants and blackberries, a nice bonus on a wet Sunday.
27th Monday, A straightforward visit to the plot this evening after work. I headed over to give everything a good watering, the soil already drying quickly after the weekend warmth. While I was there, I caught up with the treasurer for a chat about availability for the upcoming plot inspections. We compared notes and made sure we’re aligned on what needs checking across the site. Nothing dramatic today,  just keeping the routine going and making sure the plots stay on track.
28th Tuesday, Garden Watering & Shed Repairs
No visit to the allotment today as the heatwave returned, drying everything out again. This evening was spent watering both the front and back garden, trying to keep things alive in the relentless heat.
I also carried on with the job of refelting the shed roof in the back garden, a shed that’s possibly over 30 years old and well overdue some attention. The new felt went on securely, and I worked mastic into all the seams to make sure it’s properly waterproof. A warm, steady evening’s work, but satisfying to give an old shed a bit of care.
29th Wednesday, Bargeboards &  Inspections.
After work this afternoon I marked up and sawn the replacement bargeboards for the back‑garden shed,  another job pushed forward while the weather stays dry.
Later on, I headed over to the allotment to meet up with the Secretary and Treasurer as we carried out this year’s second round of inspections. We completed the full walk‑round and post-inspection brew and chat just as I needed to set off again for my evening shift.
After work, I compiled a set of inspection notes, ready to send over to both the Treasurer and Secretary in the morning for their agreement before we move on to the next steps.
A busy day of practical jobs and committee work, in and out, but productive all the same.
30th Thursday, Allotment Inspection Update
Inspections were completed yesterday evening, and the feedback was agreed by the committee. For a change, the report was shared as a series of announcements in the association’s WhatsApp group, a format that worked well and ensured everyone saw the key points quickly.
Overall, plot holders continue to show strong dedication across the site. Standards are improving, plots are productive, and no improvement notices were issued from this round of inspections. It’s clear that people are putting in the effort during a busy growing season.
A few areas, however, now need attention to keep the roadside, communal paths and shared spaces safe, tidy and accessible for all plot holders and visitors.
Issues Highlighted During Inspection
Plot 14 — requires weeding.
Plots 20B & 26 — thorny brambles growing out onto the public footpath along the roadside.
Plot 26 — brambles also protruding into the communal path at the front of the plot.
Plots 28 & 29 — require strimming/weeding between the perimeter fence and the public footpath along the roadside.
Plot 39 — weeds along the fence line leading toward the neighbouring plot need strimming.
Burning bin — plastic was found again; plot holders are reminded to take plastic home and remove personal details before disposing of burnable waste.
Cherry tree pruning — July and August are the optimal months for height reduction; several plots now need their cherry trees cut back.
Plot 22B — tarpaulin on the roadside side has been down for months; this area now needs cultivating.
Path between Plots 32 & 33 — currently hazardous due to unsecured fencing remnants and protruding brambles; both require attention.
Only one negative response came in, a brief rant from a plot holder whose brambles were escaping from both ends of his plot. He complained that other plot holders should help him, but after seeing that no one engaged and that the committee didn’t respond or get drawn into a petty argument, he deleted his message shortly afterwards.
31st Friday, Garden Watering & Plot Inspection Replies
No visit to the allotment today as the heatwave continued, leaving everything parched again. This evening was spent watering both the front and back garden, keeping things going until the weather finally cools.
More response came in on the plot inspection WhatsApp following yesterday’s post, with a few extra comments and questions trickling through. Good to see people engaging, it helps keep the site running smoothly even on days when I’m not over there.

June 2026

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1st Monday, Rain Stopped Play
No allotment visit today, steady rain put an end to any plans for outdoor work. Instead, I watered the plants in the greenhouse at home, making sure everything was ticking over despite the change in weather.
Breakfast was porridge oats, lunch a ham sandwich and a banana, and dinner a selection of pizza slices, an easy end to a grey, wet day.
2nd Tuesday, Clearing Chard, Catching Seedheads, and a Warm Evening on the Plot
Visited the allotment today, continuing where I left off on Saturday by clearing the Swiss chard bed. The space is opening up nicely now. I also removed a salsify seedhead before it had the chance to spread itself across the plot, one less self‑seeder to worry about later.
There was plenty of weeding, the kind that slowly restores order, and I finished with a good watering session in the polytunnel, keeping everything going in the warm, dry spell.
Meals were simple and familiar: porridge oats for breakfast, a ham sandwich for lunch, and a slice of steak & ale pie with potatoes, beans, carrots, and cauliflower for dinner.
3rd Wednesday, After Work, More Clearing, and Sweetcorn In
Visited the allotment straight after work today before heading home. First job was to bag up the weeds from yesterday and Saturday, then take them to the recycling centre on the way back, another couple of sacks off the plot and out of the way.
I planted out half of my sweetcorn in the recently cleared area, the space finally starting to look purposeful again. A small but satisfying step forward.
Meals were simple: a banana for breakfast, a ham sandwich eaten in the back garden for lunch, and chicken and chips for dinner, our houseguests dictating most of the menus this week, though I still seem to be the one doing the cooking.
4th Thursday, A Day of Admin, Cuttings, and On‑and‑Off Rain
No visit to the allotment today. Instead, I spent some time doing admin work in the back garden, sorting through the little jobs that never quite make the main list. I checked on the cuttings for rooting to see how they were getting on, and made sure everything in the greenhouse was watered. The rain came and went throughout the day, never quite settling.
Meals were simple: porridge for breakfast, a BLT sandwich eaten in the back garden for lunch, and chicken tikka masala with rice for dinner, a warm end to a stop‑start sort of day.
5th Friday, Sweetcorn In, Soft Fruit Picked, and Evening Rain
Visited the allotment this evening. After dinner, I took the sweetcorn down to the plot to plant next to the batch I put in on Wednesday. Once they were settled, I did a bit of weeding and then harvested the first of the gooseberries and raspberries, a nice reward at the end of the week.I finished up by watering in the greenhouse. The weather was warm again, with rain coming on and off throughout the day.Meals were simple and steady: porridge and toast for breakfast, a BLT sandwich for lunch, and boneless chicken thighs in a tomato sauce for dinner.
6th Saturday, Barbecue Planning on D‑Day’s Anniversary and a Harvest of Cabbage
Visited the allotment this morning, not to garden but to finalise plans for the allotment association’s community barbecue on the 20th June. Fittingly, the meeting fell on the 82nd anniversary of D‑Day, a reminder of the generations who came before us, including those who once worked the very ground we now tend.It felt strange, in a good way, to think back: 15 years ago I was trying (with limited success) to bring our allotment community together, and from 2018 until three years ago my wife and I were doing almost everything ourselves. Now an organically formed barbecue committee has taken shape, and although I’m still involved, most of the planning happens without the need for me to micro‑manage. A welcome shift.After the meeting I harvested some outer cabbage leaves to shred and use as spring greens for dinner. Rain came on and off again throughout the day.Meals were steady: porridge for breakfast, a BLT sandwich for lunch, and leg of lamb for dinner with roast potatoes, mashed carrot, swede, the central vein of the cabbage leaves, accompanying steamed shredded cabbage, and purple sprouting broccoli.
7th Sunday, Apples, Baking Prep, and a Day Spent at Home
No visit to the allotment today. Instead, attention turned to the remaining apples from last autumn’s harvest, still stored in the garage and now ready to be used up. I sat out in the garden peeling and coring them, enjoying the fresh air while working through the pile.
Once in the kitchen, the apples were divided up: some set aside for an apple cake, half turned into a large apple crumble, and the rest sweated down to be baked in puff pastry for turnovers. A good way to clear the last of the crop before the new season begins.
The rest of the day was spent watering plants, tending the compost bins, and keeping things moving while the household focused on what we could do to help with the house purchase.
8th  Monday, Two Visits, a Termination Letter, and Kittens on the Plot
Two visits to the allotment today, one in the afternoon and one in the evening.
In the afternoon I met with the association secretary to reinspect the plot under a 28‑day improvement notice. Today marked the full 28 days. The plot has been tenanted since 1st September 2025, yet still nothing has been planted. With most plot holders having around 80% of their plots cultivated, this one stands out for all the wrong reasons.
We’ve had excuses since the start: “no tools”, so the secretary provided tools; “not warm enough”, despite recent temperatures above 30°C. In nine months, the tenant has visited five times. The surplus seedling table is ten yards from their plot, so even without sowing anything they could have planted something.
After receiving the notice, they did a bit of weeding and planted a dozen seedlings, but then left them. Three weeks later the weeds are back and the seedlings have failed through lack of watering. The secretary said he’d send me the new termination letter for me to edit, print, and deliver.
While on site, I spotted kittens with their mother on my neighbour’s plot. I mentioned it to the secretary, who thought they were on mine but hadn’t said anything. I contacted the tenant, who said he’d seen them on Sunday and was thinking of calling Cats Protection.
I went home, gathered water bowls and food, and returned with my daughter and son‑in‑law, who wanted to see them, to make sure the cat had something to eat and drink for now.
9th Tuesday, NO Allotment Today
I was due to head to the allotment today, but the day took a different turn, and I never made it there. My daughter and son‑in‑law finally exchanged contracts, though not until 5 o’clock in the evening, after being kept waiting all day.
Just as we were about to sit down for our evening meal, the call came through to say they could collect the keys. So after eating, we travelled over to Liverpool to the estate agents, where we were handed a single key despite the house having several locks.
The rest of the evening was spent changing the remaining locks on the outside doors. While doing that, we found a letter from the Land Registry stating that the title deeds still had unresolved issues, meaning more work for the conveyancers in the coming week. It was another blow in what has already been a long, stressful process for them since the 22nd of May.
So, no allotment visit today, just a long evening of keys, locks, and paperwork.
I've temporarily stopped listing my meals whilst home life is greatly disrupted but I have managed to lose 6lb in weight in the past 3 weeks.
10th Wednesday, No Allotment Visit
An early start today. Before heading into work, I posted the 7‑day termination notice to the plot holder who hasn’t cultivated their plot in nine months. After that, it was straight into my usual Wednesday split shift, so there was no visit to the allotment at all.
When I finished the first half of my shift in the early afternoon, I went over to my daughter’s new house to measure up the mortice locks so they can be replaced. Then it was back to work for the late shift, finally finishing at 9:15pm.
A long day, mostly on the move, and nothing done on the allotment but at least another small job ticked off for my daughter's house.
11th Thursday, Another Split Shift, No Allotment
No visit to the allotment today. It was another split‑shift Thursday, and the day was already full before it even began.
After finishing the first half of my shift in the early afternoon, I headed straight over to my daughter’s house to fit the new mortice locks. The job itself went smoothly enough, but the roadworks on the way back caused a delay, and I ended up getting to work ten minutes late for the second half of the shift.
I finally finished at 8:30pm, completely exhausted, I’d barely eaten anything since breakfast, and the long day caught up with me by the end.
12th Friday, No Visit Today.
No visit to the allotment today. By the time I finished work I was absolutely shattered. I had planned to head over to the plot, but after sorting out a hire van for tomorrow, the tiredness caught up with me and I ended up having an afternoon nap instead.A quiet end to the day, and probably just what I needed.
13th Saturday, Moving Day, No Visit to the Plot. 
 No visit to the allotment today. The entire day and early evening were spent moving furniture over to my daughter’s new home, and by the time we finished it was 8pm. I’d put potatoes in the oven before the last run from our house to hers, but they decided to order pizzas and even brought a bottle of champagne to celebrate finally moving in. By the end of it all we were absolutely shattered. We slumped in front of the TV and ended up watching some mismatched boxing, the sort of thing that feels like time I’ll never get back, but it did the job of letting the day wind down.A long, tiring day,  but at least the move is finally done
14th Sunday,  A Quiet Return to the Plot
 Finally managed to visit the allotment this evening. Most of the day was spent moving more items over to my daughter’s house, and they stayed with us for one last night. My wife said it felt like a bereavement, but to me it felt like getting our freedom and normality back.
 After their evening meal they headed off to their new home, and I went straight to the allotment. I watered the polytunnel, everything in there had survived well, and picked a few raspberries. A fresh crop of new weeds had appeared in my absence, but I got back to the job I’d left six evenings ago: putting in supports for the beans, now a good foot tall.
 Back home, even though it was late, I planted out the dinner‑plate lily bulbs I’d ordered in May, setting them into three tubs in the front garden. By the time I finished it was 10:30pm.
A long day, but a satisfying one, and good to be back on the plot.
15th Monday, An Evening of Catch‑Up.
Visited the allotment today. After my evening meal I managed to spend a solid 90 minutes on the plot, starting with listing the jobs needed to catch up. I worked through some weeding, harvested raspberries, and began planting those bean plants from last Monday evening, finally getting them into the ground. Meals for the day were simple and familiar: porridge oats for breakfast, a ham sandwich for lunch, and a jacket potato with egg and beans for my evening meal before heading out. A useful session, and good to feel things moving forward again.
16th Tuesday, Keys Returned, Beans Planted, and a Busy Evening on the Plot
The day began with a message from the association secretary, updating me on the plot holder who received the 7 day termination notice last week. She’d turned up with a friend, still insisting it wasn’t warm enough to plant anything or even work outdoors. The secretary asked her to take a look around at the plots full of crops, which didn’t go down well. After a mouthful of abuse, she finally handed over the gate key and left. With 14 people on the waiting list, the plot won’t stay empty for long.
After work I headed home for a late lunch, sorted a bit of admin, and gathered the tools for the allotment before setting off. First job was trimming the jasmine hedge at the front, followed by strimming the grass that’s been creeping out around my plot. I finally finished planting out the bean plants, a job that’s been hanging over from last week.I harvested some lemon balm, filled watering cans from the waterbutt, and left them in the polytunnel ready for tomorrow, rain is forecast tonight. Before leaving, I packed a compost bin full of the day’s trimmings and then headed home for a late dinner.A full day, but a productive one. 
 Breakfast was porridge and a coffee. Lunch was a cheese and ham sandwich. The evening meal was a sausage casserole courtesy of my wife's cookery lesson she had been teaching. 
17th Wednesday, Split Shift and Barbecue Preparations
Another split‑shift day, finishing late. Managed a brief visit to the allotment before dusk to give everything a good watering, the soil still thirsty after the warm spell.
Most of my attention now is on getting the last bits ready for the community barbecue this weekend: tables, signage, and a final check of the gas bottles. The plot looked calm in the evening light, a quiet pause before the bustle of Saturday’s gathering. 
18th Thursday, Bread Drop‑Off and a Quick Watering Round.
A simple, steady day. I stopped by the allotments to drop off the bread in the Hut, ready for someone else to turn into sandwiches for Saturday’s barbecue and community day. With that done, I gave the plots a quick watering before heading home. Not much else to report, just a small contribution toward the weekend’s preparations and a bit of care for the plants.
19th Friday, T‑Shirts, Artex Samples, and a Quiet Realisation
Dropped off some printed T‑shirts at the allotment today, ready for Saturday’s barbecue and community day. Another small job ticked off the list as everyone gets things in place for the weekend.
After that, I headed over to my daughter’s house to take artex samples so they can be sent off for testing to see whether there’s any asbestos present. Not the most glamorous job, but an important one to get sorted.
On the home front, my wife’s mental health hasn’t been too good lately, and it’s increasingly looking like I’ll be going solo to the barbecue on Saturday. Not ideal, but we’ll take things one day at a time.
A quieter sort of day overall, with a few necessary tasks done and a bit of thinking about the weekend ahead. 
20th Saturday, Community Barbecue Day
A big day on the allotment with the community barbecue finally taking place. After all the planning, it was brilliant to see more than fifty plot holders and their families turning up and filling the site with proper community spirit.I ended up running all three barbecues, one for the meat eaters, one for the vegetarians, and one dedicated to the vegans,  keeping everything organised and cooked safely without any cross‑contamination. It was a steady rhythm of turning, serving, and chatting, and it felt good to be right in the middle of it all.
 What made the day even better was watching the organically formed barbecue committee take charge of the rest. Instead of having to manage every detail myself like in previous years, I could focus on the cooking and enjoy the atmosphere. The weather held, the food went down well, and the allotment site felt exactly as it should,  neighbours sharing space, stories, and a meal. 
21st Sunday, A Busy but Rewarding Afternoon
An active and rewarding afternoon on the allotment today. I got stuck into some dedicated weeding and managed a sweet little raspberry harvest while the sun was out. The plots were quiet, just the usual hum of bees and the sound of tools in the distance. The real moment of the day came from our unexpected visitors. The kittens that had been roaming around the site over the last couple of weeks finally made their way down towards the treasurer’s plot. Cats Protection were able to step in and safely round them all up, making sure they were cared for properly. A relief for everyone who’d been keeping an eye on them. A productive day all around, a mix of jobs done, fruit picked, and a small bit of drama resolved. 
22nd Monday, An Afternoon Visit After Work
Straight after work, I headed over to the allotment for a bit of afternoon weeding and watering, especially around the beans which are coming on well in the warm weather. While I was there, something really caught my eye, the borage I planted years ago as a small university experiment has now taken over in full bloom. What started as one square foot to test how the soil’s pH levels affected growth has turned into plants popping up here, there and everywhere across the plots. It’s incredible how strongly it self‑seeds, and seeing it thriving after all these years makes me think it might be time to re‑test the soil pH and compare it with those old measurements. A simple visit, but a satisfying one, and a reminder of how experiments have a habit of living on long after you’ve finished them
23rd Tuesday, A Quick After‑Work Visit
Another straight‑after‑work trip to the allotment this afternoon. The heat was still sitting heavy over the plots, so I gave everything a steady watering to keep the plants from flagging. While I was there, I managed a small but welcome rhubarb harvest, enough to start thinking about another batch of cordial. A brief visit, but a productive one in the middle of the warm spell.
24th Wednesday, Heatwave Setting In
A short midweek visit to the allotment this afternoon. The heatwave was really starting to kick in, so I focused on steady watering to keep everything from wilting. The plots felt still and heavy in the heat, but everything looked in good order,  just one of those essential check‑ins to keep things ticking over during the warm spell.
25th Thursday, Long Workday.
The heatwave was in full swing, temperatures pushing over 30°C from morning right through the evening. It was the sort of heavy, unmoving heat that slows everything down, and after an early start followed by a late‑afternoon meeting at work, there was no allotment visit today, just not the day for it. Work dominated the hours, leaving little space for anything else. Sometimes the best choice is simply to step back, rest, and wait for cooler air.
26th Friday, A Quiet, Necessary Day
My wife’s mental health has been troubling again. She’s lived with poor mental health for over thirty years and, even with medication, there are times when things slip and the weight of it returns. With that in mind I kept the day simple and close to home.
I made a brief visit to the allotment, just enough to water the plants in the polytunnel and make sure everything was ticking over. After that I turned my attention back to the fence at the side of the garage, carrying on with the maintenance and getting a fresh coat of green Ducksback on it.
Not a big day on the plot, but a day shaped by what needed doing, both in the home and outside.
27th Saturday , Fence, Heatwave & Plenty of Watering
Another day spent painting the fence at the side of the garage, carrying on with the fresh coat of green Ducksback. I hadn’t quite realised just how many lengths of wood make up that fence until I started working through them one by one, it feels twice as long when you’re holding a brush in the heat.
The heatwave was at its peak, so I did my best to keep out of the direct sun, taking it slowly and working in the shade whenever possible. There was plenty of plant watering to do as well, making sure everything stayed alive through the hot spell.
A simple day, but a tiring one, fence, sun, and keeping the plants going
28th Fence Finished, Heatwave Rising, and a Trip to Liverpool
Another day on the garage‑side fence, adding that fresh coat of green paint. I finally managed to finish it at last, though I hadn’t realised quite how many lengths of wood made up that fence until I worked through every single one. With the heatwave at its peak, I did my best to stay out of the direct sun and keep the pace sensible. There was plenty of plant watering to do as well, everything thirsty and drying out fast in the heat. In the afternoon, I took a break from the graft and headed to the M&S Arena in Liverpool with my daughter and son‑in‑law to watch something together, a welcome change of scene after days of painting. Later on, I visited the allotment in the evening for another round of watering, keeping things going through the hot spell. A full day, fence finished, family time, and the plot tended before nightfall.
29th Monday, Evening Harvest in the Heat
Another warm evening on the plot, so I started with a steady round of watering to keep things going in this dry spell. Once everything had a good drink, I moved on to harvesting, a lovely mix today. I pulled some bright, sturdy rhubarb, gathered a handful of ripe raspberries, and picked through the gooseberries for a decent haul.
A simple visit, but a satisfying one, the soft fruit is really starting to show its worth now.
30th Tuesday, Another Scorcher
Another scorching day, with the heat sitting over everything from early morning right through to late afternoon. I finally finished work at almost 5pm and headed home feeling the weight of the long, hot day. Apart from the essential watering of the plants, I didn’t do much else, just one of those quiet evenings where the heat leaves you with little energy for anything more.

Thursday, 7 May 2026

May 2026

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1st Friday, No allotment or gardening work today as employment and volunteering occupied too much of my time today.
2nd Saturday, Sadly no gardening today as family duties occupied my time.
3rd Sunday, Weeds Out, Potatoes Clear
At last I managed a visit to the allotment today. The ground was calling for attention, and the hour was soon taken up with steady weeding, clearing and tidying, row by row, just as the old Ministry leaflets advised. By the time I left for home, my rows of potatoes were fully cleared of weeds, standing neat and ready to push on with their growth. A simple job, but a necessary one, and satisfying to see the plot looking sharper for the effort.
4th Monday, Last chance to pot on and water seedlings at home this morning as we set off on holiday this morning.
5th Tuesday, Away on holiday 
6th Wednesday, Away on holiday. Managed to visit the Home Front museum in Llandudno today.
7th Thursday, Away on holiday 
8th Friday, Away on holiday.
9th Saturday, Sadly no gardening today as family duties occupied my time.
10th Sunday, Weeds Rising, Harvest Gathered
I finally made it back to the allotment today. The recent heatwaves have pushed everything on, including the weeds and the plot showed it. My time there was taken up with steady weeding, clearing what I could. The Swiss chard had bolted in the sudden warmth, and the weeds had grown rampant in my absence, enough to give that familiar feeling of being overwhelmed. But the only way through is to tackle what’s in front of you, so I worked through as much as I could before heading home. And despite the chaos, the plot still offered plenty: I harvested rhubarb, Swiss chard, mizuna, ruby streaks and Mexican tree spinach, a good reminder that even in the busiest weeks, the ground keeps giving.
11th Monday Duty First, Then Digging
After a long day at work, finishing gone 6pm while clearing the backlog of last week’s admin, I turned my attention back to allotment duties. As Chairman, it fell to me to prepare the non‑cultivation letter for Plot 24a, having already discussed the matter with the committee. Once written, I hand‑delivered it to the tenant’s house on my way to the site. A small but necessary piece of keeping the plots in good order.
On the allotment itself, I put in a solid hour of weeding, steady, determined, and very much in the Dig for Victory spirit. One hour doesn’t conquer the front, but it certainly pushes the line forward. Bit by bit, the weeds are losing ground.
A late start, but a worthwhile one. The season marches on, and so do we.
12th Tuesday, A Rainy Day Indoors
No allotment visit today, I was caught out in the rain at work and decided not to slog up to the plot dripping wet. Instead, I stayed home and turned my attention to the trays of seedlings that had been quietly demanding attention. A good number needed pricking out and potting on, so the evening became a gentle production line of compost, labels, and tiny roots.
I also took the chance to update the allotment association logo, the old one had served us well for over a decade, but it was definitely showing its age. The new version is sharper, cleaner, and ready for the next chapter.
A quieter day, but still a productive one in its own way.
13th Wednesday, A Long Day, a Quick Visit, and Some Sad News
Despite a very long working day today, I still managed a brief visit to the allotment this evening. First job was to check on the plot I’d recently served an improvement notice on,  still showing no signs of weeding, which isn't good to see.
 While there, I saw our Treasurer, who passed on some sad news: the Secretary’s dog, a familiar companion on the allotments for over a decade, had to be put down yesterday. A loyal little presence gone, and the site will feel different without her.
 I then turned to my own clear‑out, filling three large sacks with the weeds I’ve been digging out over the past few days: nettles, bindweed, cleavers and the stubborn mare’s tail. On the way home, I emptied the lot at the local recycling centre, a small but satisfying win at the end of a long day.
14th Thursday, Weather Against Us, but Work Goes On
I finished work mid‑afternoon, keen to get up to the allotment and put in a few honest hours. After being caught out in an unexpected hailstone shower this morning, the bright afternoon sun looked like a welcome change, almost a signal to “dig on”. But just as I was preparing to set off, the skies closed ranks again and a heavy rain set in, putting paid to any hopes of getting onto the soil today. Typical British weather, doing its level best to hinder the home‑front gardener. 
 Still, the spirit of Dig for Victory is to press on regardless, so this evening I turned to indoor duties and sowed another round of squash and brassica seeds. Not the visit I’d planned, but progress all the same, every tray sown is another step toward a fuller harvest.
15th Friday, Breakdown and a Quiet Evening. The working day took an unexpected turn when the vehicle everything depends on suffered a major mechanical failure, needing urgent recovery and immediate garage attention. With plans thrown off course, there was no allotment visit today. Instead, the evening was spent keeping things ticking over at home, watering the seedlings in the greenhouse and adding fresh material to the compost heap. A small bit of progress on a day that didn’t go to plan
16th Saturday, A Day Pulled in Other Directions . Today didn’t unfold as planned. I should have been chairing the allotment self‑management meeting, but instead I spent the morning trying to source a replacement work vehicle after yesterday’s breakdown and got nowhere with it. With family visiting all day, there was no allotment visit and no gardening done. Just one of those days where life pulls you away from the soil.
17th Sunday, Evening Graft After a Family Day. After more family visits today, I only made it to the allotment in the evening. Before anything else, I put in a solid hour of weeding, especially tackling the nettles that had sprung up among the soft fruit bushes and canes. Some were over four feet tall, but every last one came out. Once the ground was clear, I harvested a good armful of rhubarb and a few sturdy leeks to take home. A late visit, but a productive one.
18th MondayThe 846‑Week Challenge
Britain spent around 336 weeks at war during WWII. If you start counting from 18 May 2026, that same span would end on 31 October 2032.
If you extend the timeline to include the full wartime and post‑war rationing period, roughly 846 weeks, the equivalent end date becomes 8 August 2042.
By then I’ll be well into my 70s, and hopefully still here. So I’m treating this as a long‑view challenge: to grow as much of my own food as possible, inspired by the Dig for Victory spirit. Not following rationing to the letter, but taking lessons from it, because one never knows what the future holds.
The 846‑week challenge began today, and I eased into it with a simple, grounding rhythm. Breakfast was porridge oats with a cup of coffee, lunch a bowl of vegetable soup with two slices of sourdough, and dinner an omelette packed with leek, ruby streaks, Swiss chard and mushrooms. Pudding was a proper treat: rhubarb crumble with clotted cream the sort of finish that makes a day feel complete.
In the evening I headed to the allotment. The weather had settled, and I had a brief chat with a fellow plotholder before getting on with the job at hand. I’d brought tomato plants from home to settle into the polytunnel, and it felt good to finally get them in place.
What really lifted my spirits, though, was seeing the new plant‑swap table up and running in the centre of the site. My own chilli sowings had failed this year, so picking up two healthy chilli plants felt like a small triumph, the kind of neighbourly exchange that keeps an allotment community thriving.
19th Tuesday,  Rain Stopped Play, But Not Progress
No visit to the allotment today, steady rainfall through the afternoon and evening kept me indoors, despite having a large batch of lettuce seedlings ready to plant out. The weather may have won this round, but the day still found its rhythm.
Breakfast was simple: porridge and coffee. Lunch, a sandwich. Dinner was meant to be curried Swiss chard and rice, but it vanished as soon as I cooked it, so a quick vegetable noodle stir‑fry took its place, followed by yoghurt and raspberries for dessert.
 The centre ribs of the Swiss chard leaves were pickled, a new idea I’m trying to make better use of what grows so readily. Even on a rain‑soaked day, there’s satisfaction in finding ways to turn the harvest into something new.
20th Wednesday, Evening at the Allotment
Visited the allotment tonight. I didn’t plant the lettuce seedlings as planned, but instead potted on some kale (cavolo nero) and planted out Brussels sprouts. Took more tomato plants to the plot and placed them safely inside the polytunnel. A lucky find on the swap table, a wineberry plant to add to the collection. On the way home, I took three sacks of weeds to the recycling centre, clearing a bit more space for the next round of planting.
 Commenced weeding amongst the alliums, managing almost three rows before dusk.
Breakfast was porridge and coffee, lunch a sandwich and tea, and dinner chicken curry and rice, with a few Jersey Royal potatoes, Ruby Streak, Mexican Tree Spinach, and Swiss Chard sneaked in for good measure. A proper Dig for Victory plate to end the day.
21st Thursday,  Late‑Night Tasks on the Plot
 After a busy day at work, I made a late visit to the allotment tonight arriving after 8pm. The remaining tomato plants were taken up and settled inside the polytunnel, joining the others already finding their feet. I managed to sow some beans before the light faded, and picked up a surprise from the swap table, a houseplant to bring home. Weeding continued amongst the alliums, slowly pushing the rows back into order. Progress is progress, even in small stretches.
Meals were simple today: porridge and coffee for breakfast, a sandwich and coffee for lunch, and a burger with fries for dinner, rounded off with a small side salad, a nod to the home‑grown greens waiting in the wings.
22nd Friday, A Day of Moving, But Nowhere to Move Into
No visit to the allotment today. I was at work first thing, then took the rest of the day off to help my daughter and son‑in‑law move house. But not everything went to plan. They’d sold their house, emptied every room, and we all loaded extra bits into our cars, only to arrive at the new place and find the seller delaying everything at the last moment. It turned out there was a problem with the seller’s contract, and worse still, the seller had no intention of moving out today. Emergency plans had to be made on the spot. The removal men took all their furniture to a hastily hired storage unit, and for the foreseeable future, I now have house guests. Meals were scattered around the chaos: porridge and coffee for breakfast, two bananas and water for lunch, and later in the evening, when the heat and the stress finally eased, just a sandwich and a cool drink. Whether it was the weather or the emotional weight of the day, I didn’t feel hungry.A long, unexpected day, and not the one any of us had hoped for.
23rd  Saturday, Housework, Heat, and a Quiet Visit to the Plot
Housework filled most of the day, the kind of steady background work that never quite ends. After the evening meal I made a short visit to the allotment, purely to water the plants in the polytunnel. The heat was still hanging in the air. I bumped into the secretary and treasurer and had a brief chat about life and what I’d missed at last Saturday’s meeting. One outcome was the creation of a seed and plant swap table in the centre of the site, something we’d talked about for over a decade but never actually put in place. Good to see it finally happen. The treasurer kindly offered me a few replacement seedlings, which I gladly accepted after losing bean plants and a few others in last month’s heatwave. Still adjusting to having house guests, so the allotment remains a welcome bit of calm. Meals today were simple: a BLT for breakfast, a sandwich for lunch, and homemade pizza for dinner, followed by yoghurt and soft fruit. The warm weather stayed with us throughout.
24th Sunday Heat, Humidity, and a Day of Painting
It was hot and humid from early morning, so with the promise of dry weather I stayed home and began painting the front‑garden fence, a job long overdue. Six hours went into it, lunch included, and I’m already dreading having to do it all again. But with the neighbour away for the bank holiday, I’d said I’d get it done, so on I went.
My daughter arrived with more paint for the porch and the garage‑side fence, and I can already see a full week or two of painting ahead if I had the time, the back‑garden fence and all the decking still need refreshing. Early evening was spent watering the greenhouse plants and checking what’s growing at home.
Meals were simple: a BLT for breakfast, some beige picnic bits for lunch after plans changed in the heat, and roast potatoes, parsnips, ham, mashed carrot and swede, and steamed cabbage for dinner. The heat stayed with us right into the evening.
25th Monday Bank Holiday Heat and a Late Visit to the Plot
Bank Holiday Monday arrived hot and humid from early morning, with temperatures sitting above 30°C for most of the day. I went into work first thing to prep for tomorrow, then returned home, changed into civvies, and cooked lunch before prepping apples for turnovers, not the ideal task in this heat, but satisfying all the same.
With the temperature refusing to drop, I didn’t head to the allotment until 7 pm. The site was surprisingly busy, full of like‑minded plot holders making the most of the cooler evening. I spoke with the secretary, who’s hoping to find a replacement border collie and worries his age might count against him.
I carried out a bit of weeding and watered some of the outdoor crops, mainly beans and kale. I also rediscovered my list of Bank Holiday allotment jobs, plans that Friday’s events had completely derailed.
Inside the polytunnel, the tomatoes were struggling with the heat, so I potted several on into their final pots. Only 27 more to go. I also sowed more beans, hoping the warm spell will bring them on quickly.
Back home, the early evening was spent watering the greenhouse plants and checking what’s growing.
Meals today were simple: porridge oats for breakfast, a BLT roll for lunch, and a roast ham sandwich for dinner the heat didn’t leave much appetite. Dessert was fruit and yoghurt. The heat stayed with us right into the night.
26th Tuesday, Heat, Humidity, and an Early‑Evening Watering Run
It was hot and humid again from early morning, with temperatures climbing above 30°C for most of the day. I went into work first thing, but with the heat building I made sure to finish early afternoon before returning later to wrap things up.
I visited the allotment early in the evening, just long enough to water the plants, it was far too hot to take on anything more. The site was busy again with like‑minded plot holders escaping the worst of the sun. I spoke with the secretary, who’s viewed a border collie pup but now has to satisfy the Dogs Trust criteria before he can bring it home.
Inside the polytunnel, the tomatoes are responding well to the repotting and regular watering despite the heat. Still 27 more waiting their turn. Back at home, the early evening was spent watering the greenhouse plants and checking what’s coming along.
Meals were light today: two bananas for breakfast, a ham sandwich for lunch, and a jacket potato with cheese for dinner, followed by fruit and yoghurt. The heat stayed with us right through the night. 1 week down, 845 still to go.
27th Wednesday,  Late Shift, Late Visit, and Thunder at Last
It was hot and humid again from early morning, though a touch cooler than yesterday. Another split‑shift day had me finishing work at 9 pm, and only then did I head to the allotment for a quick round of watering the plants. Even at that hour there were still a couple of plot holders on site, making the most of the cooler air.
I brought a couple of tomato plants home to grow on in the greenhouse, a small bit of progress at the end of a long day.
Meals were simple and steady: porridge oats and a banana for breakfast, a pork pie and an egg custard for lunch, and Chicken Tikka Masala with Pilau Rice for dinner, followed by another egg custard for dessert.
In the early hours, thunderstorms finally arrived, bringing the first much‑needed rain after days of oppressive heat.
28th Thursday, A Brief Visit in the Heat
It was hot again from early morning, though a little cooler than yesterday. After a steady day, I made only a brief visit to the allotment this evening, just enough to water the plants and check everything over. Nothing major to tackle in the warmth.Meals were straightforward today: porridge oats for breakfast, a scotch egg and an egg custard for lunch, and a jacket potato with cheese and coleslaw for dinner, followed by another egg custard for dessert. A simple routine on a warm late‑May day.
29th Friday, Bolting Chard, Beans Planted, and a Late‑Evening Retreat Upstairs
A slightly longer visit to the allotment tonight. Before watering, I noticed the Swiss chard was bolting, tall and unsightly, so I pulled out several of the bigger plants and did a bit of weeding around the beds. I also planted out some climbing beans to replace those lost in last month’s heatwave. The weather remains dry and warm, and the soil shows it.Back home, the challenge of houseguests using the sofabed continues. When they want an early night, it means we’re banished upstairs earlier than planned. I returned home at 9:45 pm, still light outside, and felt a touch miffed, but settled with a book until I grew drowsy.Meals today were simple: porridge oats for breakfast, a ham sandwich and an egg custard for lunch, and steak and chips for dinner, a small celebration that our daughter and son‑in‑law’s situation may finally be moving toward resolution.
30th Saturday, Heritage, Chard Clearing, and an Injured Crow
Today was part of the local heritage weekend, and I’d booked a visit to the site where one of my grandfathers worked during the war, an industrial relic now slowly being restored. The highlight was stepping inside the air‑raid shelter he and his colleagues used during the Blitz of May 1941. A strange feeling, standing where he once stood, hearing echoes of a life lived under very different pressures.
Later in the evening I headed to the allotment for what should have been a longer visit. I continued clearing the bolting Swiss chard, opening the space ready for squash planting, did a spot of weeding, and planted out the last of the peas. The weather remains dry and warm, and the soil shows it.
But the visit was cut short by a phone call: a crow had flown into a window at home and was injured. That meant an immediate trip to the emergency vet. By the time I returned home, the rain had finally begun, much needed after the long dry spell.
Meals today were steady: a BLT for breakfast, a ham sandwich for lunch, and chicken with potatoes, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, and green beans for dinner.
31st Sunday, Eight Hours in the Back Garden and a Quiet Evening on the Decking
No allotment visit today. Instead, I spent over eight hours weeding and tidying the back garden. Once everything was cleared and moved aside, the space somehow looked much bigger; amazing what a proper tidy‑up can reveal.
We inherited crazy paving from the previous owner, and after seeing it featured in a 1930s gardening book, I’ve decided it can stay for now. It does attract weeds, though, so I worked through the cracks, pulling them out and burning the stumps in the hope they won’t regrow.
Apart from the occasional plane overhead, it was just the sounds of nature, and as the evening drew in I sat out on the decking feeling rather pleased with the day’s work. The weather remains dry and warm.
Meals were simple: a BLT for breakfast, just a scotch egg for lunch while I stayed focused on the garden, and chicken burgers with a side salad for dinner.

Tuesday, 7 April 2026

April 2026

Links to Mr. Middleton's tasks 1st  :



1st Saturday,
2nd Sunday, 
3rd Monday, 
4th (International carrot day) 
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25th Saturday Carried out the plot inspections this morning a task which took up almost two hours with further reports to compose later. Raspberry canes that had been on order by two of the association members finally arrived - the order has been submitted in November 2024! Had a meeting with the allotment barbeque committee after the inspections to discuss the 3 social gatherings planned on site this year. 
26th Sunday Most of today was spent at home. Fitted roof bars and a roof box to my car as the box had been in the garage since the end of 2023. A spot of pottering around in the garden occured but still lots to do to finally get it all tidy and in order. Positioned the last of the five chimney pots in place by the stone wall and commenced partially filling them with homemade compost. Split the hosta that had been growing in a plastic pot and replanted them into the two round chimneys. There are still plenty of the London Plane leaves on the ground which I am gradually tidying up and putting into the compost bins. Did a spot of weeding in the back garden and sown the sunflower seeds for the competition.
 Visited the allotment briefly in the evening to water the bean plants, sadly it seems the recent heatwave has taken it's toll on the plants. I had forgotten to water them yesterday when I went to do the inspections. Did a brief spot of weeding between the rows of onions and harvested some mizuna and ruby streaks leaves. Back home and I repotted the houseplants in the porch, a task I had procrastinated for far too long.
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Thursday, 12 March 2026

March 2026

            

Here are the links to Mr. Middleton's tasks for the month of March:

Below are the above tasks set out as if they were a MOA fact sheet:

         ✤✤✤ MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE ✤✤✤

                               MARCH ON THE ALLOTMENT

                     DUTIES FOR THE INDUSTRIOUS PLOT‑HOLDER

        Issued for the Guidance of the Allotment Holder and Cottage Gardener


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                           CLEARING & PREPARING THE LAND

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[ ] Clear land as crops are used; heel in leeks and celery in a sheltered corner or frame.  

[ ] Clear Brussels sprouts as used; save the tops for spring greens.  

[ ] Fork soil only when dry; avoid working heavy wet ground.  

[ ] Complete any remaining digging before growth begins.  

[ ] Work sandy soils now: add manure, dig, and lime.  

[ ] Prepare trenches for peas and beans (18 in. deep), lining with cardboard, manure, peelings, then soil.  

[ ] Prepare outside seed bed with superphosphate (3 oz per sq. yd.); rake fine and remove stones.  

[ ] Attend to asparagus beds; lightly fork in winter manure.  

[ ] Make new asparagus beds (5 ft wide for 3 rows).  

[ ] Case mushroom beds once spawn threads radiate; maintain earlier beds at 75°F for spawning.


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                               PEST & DISEASE WATCH

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[ ] Watch for cabbage aphid; use peppermint‑based spray or strong mint tea with a little soap.  

[ ] Remove swollen buds on blackcurrants (big bud mite).  

[ ] Watch for fruit diseases; lime sulphur or Bordeaux mixture historically used.  

[ ] Freshen greasebands on apple trees; do not remove too early.  

[ ] Attack apple pests with nicotine spray (historical).  

[ ] Spray apples and pears for caterpillars, scab, or mildew (historical materials).  

[ ] Manage Tarsonemid mite on strawberries (historical burning method described).


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                                 SOWING OUTDOORS

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[ ] Sow parsnips without delay; intersow lettuce and radish to mark rows.  

[ ] Sow onions outdoors promptly; spring onions also.  

[ ] Sow spinach outdoors; also sow leeks, cabbage, cauliflower, sprouts, peas, and broad beans.  

[ ] Sow carrots, beetroot, and turnips outside.  

[ ] Sow outdoor tomatoes now.  

[ ] Sow parsley, sage, thyme, and celery outdoors in patches or drifts.


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                     SOWING INDOORS, UNDER GLASS & IN FRAMES

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[ ] Prick out leeks, onions, and celery; move to cold frame to harden off.  

[ ] Make another sowing of tomatoes indoors.  

[ ] Sow celeriac in trays.  

[ ] Sow brassicas indoors; prick out and transfer to cold frame.  

[ ] Plant out lettuce seedlings or grow under cloches.  

[ ] Plant out overwintered cauliflowers from frames.  

[ ] Sow sage and thyme in trays.  

[ ] Sow sweet corn indoors.


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                         HARDENING OFF & EARLY PLANTING

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[ ] Harden off onions and leeks in cold frames; give leeks plenty of air.  

[ ] Plant out early potatoes 6 in. deep; continue planting as weather allows.  

[ ] Reduce sprouts on seed potatoes to two for larger tubers.  

[ ] Plant shallots, garlic, and horseradish (3 in. pieces).  

[ ] Plant out autumn‑sown onions, cauliflowers, and early cabbage.


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                     GREENHOUSE & COLD GREENHOUSE WORK

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[ ] Pot tomatoes into 5‑inch pots.  

[ ] Use cold greenhouse for winter lettuce followed by early cauliflower, then tomatoes.  

[ ] Sow tomatoes for outdoor and indoor crops.  

[ ] Sow celeriac, herbs, and brassicas in trays.  

[ ] Train cucumbers up wires or canes in heated greenhouse.  

[ ] Stake cucumbers as needed.  

[ ] Ventilate greenhouse fruit and spray with water (historical nicotine wash).  


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                        FRUIT TREES & SOFT FRUIT CARE

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[ ] Feed fruit trees with general fertiliser or sulphate mix (historical).  

[ ] Complete planting of fruit trees before growth begins.  

[ ] Support raspberries; prune gooseberries.  

[ ] Cut back autumn‑planted raspberries to 1 ft.  

[ ] Examine blackcurrants; remove big‑bud‑mite buds.  


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                               MUSHROOM BEDS

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[ ] Spawn mushroom beds when temperature falls to 75°F.  

[ ] Case mushroom beds with poor, weed‑free soil once spawn threads radiate.


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                               ✤ DIG FOR VICTORY ✤

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1st No allotment visit today as work from 7am -8:15pm

2nd Rain today, no allotment visit but did arrange for the neighbourhood watch to check the allotment site in the evening.

3rd visited the allotment, completed 2 hours of weeding and pruning. Planted up a row of Swiss chard. Harvested rhubarb and some salad leaves. 

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14th Submitted my application form to continue on the allotment committee to the secretary. I've been the chairman for over a decade now despite having a very busy job and having taken on several volunteering roles in between. Managed to get two other plotholders to propose and second my application. Visited the allotment, weeded a row of leeks and removed a strawberry barrel from the plot after several years of limited success.

15th Potted on the tomato plants from seeds sown in January. Sown Welsh onion, French beans, gherkins, winter squash and peppers.

16th Sown marigold seeds this morning ahead of setting off on holiday.

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